Chiefs of Staff: President, CEO, and founding "member": Piss Smith
Secretary of Dephence: Jecyst Shoe
Arborists/Site Contractor Landscaper: y2knowledge
Rear Admiral: Gaylord M. Focker
Chief Master Staff Corporal of the Army Air Corps Reserve of the Salvation Army and Token Black Guy (TBG): G.I. Brosef
Resident Nazi Advisor in the front: Ethan Djinn with Nazi Walk
Computer Hacker and "Anal"yst: Hect-Net
Village Idiot and social outkast: Erik the Viking AKA Local Dumbass
Honorary Swollen Throbbing Member: Jinzo AKA Android Psycho Shocker |